Welcome to Dave's brand new website. Now you can HELP improve it.

This is a brand new-look website, designed by Warren Dudley, who also wrote the Bromley Boys film. So if you want a website designed or a film written, you know where to go.

But to make this site look even better (I know - hard to believe) we need your help.

You may have noticed a section called SIGHTINGS. In it are photos of people, pets and even a stuffed toy belonging to Mrs Roberts, reading one of Dave's books. But more are needed, so if you could send a photo to add to the collection, you can take pride in knowing that you've done something very, very special.